What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I don't know much about pies but damn you make my banana cream.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Are you leaving the country? Because you're packing a lot of ass.
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty.
Let's subtract the clothes, add a bed, divide the legs, and multiply.
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Wanna play war? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
So do ya wanna see something really swell?
Is your ass from McDonalds? Because I'm Lovin It!
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Hi, do you believe in one night stands?
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in.
I'm like domino's pizza, if I dont come in 30 minutes the next one is free.
Why don't you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel.
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Nice legs, what time do they open?
I don't pull out, but my couch does.
I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.
If I were an astronaut, my first mission would be to Uranus.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
You know what would look good on you? Me. :)
I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9?
That outfit would look great on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
They call me coffee, cuz I'll keep you up all night!
Do you want to see something swell?
You must work at Subway because you just gave me a footlong.
I bet you look great naked.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper!
I'm going to have sex with you tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you.