Corny Pick Up Lines
This is a list of corny pick up lines. You may not get a phone number but you might get a chuckle. But who knows, these pick up lines are so pathetic and lame that you might actually get a sympathy date. Use at your own risk.
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I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.
Can I lick that film off your teeth?
You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight.
How'd you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
I'm easy. Are you?
Is your dad a plumber, cuz you da shit!
You know what would look good on you? Me!
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
You make my software turn to hardware!
Can I add a branch to your family tree?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
Can I flirt with you?
Can I see your tan lines?
People call me Vinny, but you can call me Tonight!
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I heard milk does a body good, but damn sweetheart, how much you been drinking?
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the filet mignon.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Wanna get lucky?
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Ferrari.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my world.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I wish you were a cable modem, so that I can get high speed access.
Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
Your like a magnet, because you got me attracted.
My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
Hey baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
So what are you doing tonight besides giving me your phone number?
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away.
If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?